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POOP

So I haven’t updated in a while which looks totally bad and super uncool because I’m not the awesome internet art blogger of the century, but I’ve been doing shit, run on sentences and all.

I’ve been casting, and not doing enough drawing, a bit of painting, and a huge bit of wasting money and making a mess. I still haven’t installed photoshop (again, because of reasons).

I’ll give you a small update, about the bane of my existence right now.

You might recognize this guy from my sculpture conveniantly posted right under this one. That one is three feet tall. This guy is probably about six inches at best.

He was my sketch model for the behemoth below (who needs to be sanded and painted to match this guy, but that will be done in the spring.) and I love him more than big dude who is actually right behind me.

But this little fuck, who I have really no idea WHY on earth I’m enamored with, is made out of wax. Which means he leaves little wax shit everywhere he stays, collects every bit of fuzz from here to the ends of the earth, and so on and so forth.

I was going to get him cast in bronze, but that would be fuck expensive. So I watched a bunch of casting videos, did some casting in school, and decided: FUCK IT. Let’s fucking make this bitch into a mold.

(oh look, another sculpture waiting to be photographed in the background!)

and so, after him falling over and ripping up part of the base, he has been brushed on with about 5-6 layers of Brush On-40. Cure time is 16 hours, and by the time of this post’s writing, it has been 16 and some fucking minutes. It is still tacky. Not omg tacky! time to put on another layer! but tacky as in it might harden. I guess.

So that’s something. I also counted my chickens way before they hatched last post (which I totally deleted because of irrelevance) and the prints of my portrait paintings are going to be on hold.

That is my poop.

Sorry, updating will be slow

Updates will be, unfortunately, few and far between due to the fact that my laptop is dead and my access to photoshop (to properly color correct my photos so they don’t look like a pile of dick) is sparse.